I found few interesting sites today while i was searching for some competitive exams .
It is really good sites with lots of imp info.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
I have broken my mobile
I am holding the Samsung X210 Mobile.It is a classy mobile with very posh look.I believe that we had a relation for about 2years.Today while i was on my way to the Office with my colleague (Santosh) on his HeroHonda bike.Unfortunately my mobile slipped from my pocket and hit to the ground with all the force.My mobile broke into pieces.
I was holding a bag in my hand i didn't observed that my mobile was missed from the pocket .I heard a sound,like someting hitting to the ground very lazyly i turned back to see what was that ,B'coz i felt like my bag is completely zipped and there is no chance to loose something from it.
But i was very much shocked to see that my mobile was on the Center of the Road with lots of heavy vehicle on their way ,with a glance to it, At the moment i informed my friend to stop the vehicle I said him like i lost the mobile it has fallen on the road.lets go back .with out any delay we moved to the place and found my mobile in the hands of one of the Guy over there.We approched him and taken the Mobile from him .Then i had adjusted the Battery to the mobile and looking for the lid to cover the battery .it was still lying on the road with so many vehicles (Like cars n bikes) thrugh it .it has lost its shape. And i was not able to fix it as earlier.
This was happened with me Today i felt very bad for what had happened.so let me see what my family will see,Especially let me see what my bro says??
Olympic Symbols
On the Eve of closing ceremony of Beijing Olympics. I had a rare collection of Olympics symbols chosen for every olympic right from the Date of Olympics started .
It is wonderful to have a sight of all the olympics symbols together in a single Blog.Enjoy it.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Hilarious McDonalds Job Application
McDONALDS APPLICATION
This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?
On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?
Yes – Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?
On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?
Yes – Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
World's shortest Essay
This is a true story of a 16 year old boy from new Hampshire.who has won the World's shortest essay competition Title.
He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for hisImagination and humor ....Here's an example of absoluteBrilliance....
Shortest Essay:An English university creative writing class was asked to write aConcise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
And the concise story written by the boy was like this
"My God" said the woman.I'm Pregnant,I wonder who the father is
He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for hisImagination and humor ....Here's an example of absoluteBrilliance....
Shortest Essay:An English university creative writing class was asked to write aConcise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
And the concise story written by the boy was like this
"My God" said the woman.I'm Pregnant,I wonder who the father is
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