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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it..

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Wife’s Diary vs. Husband’s Diary

Well husbands and wives out there, in marriage life, communication is very very important. Lack of it will end in argument, stress and even worse, divorce. When we argue with our spouse, the affected party is not only ourselves, but our childrens. Be open with your spouses. Don’t let their mind be the devils advocate. Here’s a classic story about a husband and wives summarised in an interesting story about each diary and I agree it sometimes happen in this world..

WIFE’s DIARY

Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet
at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk, he agreed but his mind was far away. I asked him what was
wrong. he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he wasupset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say,
“I love u, too.”

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and
absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I
decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him
with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until
I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.


HUSBAND’s DIARY

Sunday night - Today Manchester United lost again.