Gifts for Mom

Three sons left home, started careers and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give their elderly mother for her seventieth birthday. The first said, "I built a big house for Mom."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
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The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out letters of thanks:

She wrote to the first son, "Milton, the house you built is not practical. I live in only one room, but I have to heat, cool, and clean the whole house."

She wrote to the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

She wrote the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

What is Recession ?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think

Believe in UrSelf

Jandhyala thitlu-- Have Fun

All time Jandhyala thitlu.

1. Nalla Cooling glass vesukoni Nalla addamlo choosukuntoo maadipoyina
masala dosanu amavaasya roju current poyina timelo tine pinjari edava.

2. Africa korivi deyyaniki America bhoothaniki akramasanthanamga puttina
mohamu nuvvu.

3. Plane lo kerchief esi seat book chesukotaaniki parachute esukelle picchi
edava

4. Computer lo "File not found" ani error vosthey ekkada undha ani paina
kinda vethukkune verri naayala.

5. Bandaru laddu kosam kothulani (Bandar) ni vetaade panikimaalina moham
nuvvu!!

6. Sunday Night Pub ki velli VEDIGAA UPMA UNDAA ani adigedi ebraasi.

7. Summer lo sweaterlu ammukune yerri nayala

8. amudam tho omlate veskune.aragundu vedava.

9. Airport lo handkerchiefs ammukuntu thirigeee endipoyina noothilo baavuru
kappa facuuu

10. endakalam lo raggu kappukuni vedi coffee thaage pinjaari moham nuvvunu

11. nee hobbies entante chettha kuppalo plastic kaagithalerukovadam ani
cheppe kampu facuu nuvvu.

12. Java prog lo class declare cheyamante 5th class ani raase picchi
nayala.

13. MNC interview lo HR round ki lungi toh poye moham.

14. Software Requirement phase lo kirana list raase muganasthapu mohamoda

15. Client to conference ki puli veshamlo velle budabukkaloda

16. Pencil adigina pillatho pellainda ani pichapicha prasnalu yese paaapii

17. Balayya cinemaki Black tickets kone face

18. pagilina window glass toh spectacles cheyyinchukune khanjoos gaa

19. Bombay cinema choodataniki bombai poye moham

chankya's quotes

“A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are victimised first.”

Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous.”
As soon as the fear approaches near,
attack and destroy it.”

“Once you start a working on something,
don’t be afraid of failure and don’t abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest.”

The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”

Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.”

Books are as useful to a stupid person
as a mirror is useful to a blind person.”
Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

Life is about correcting mistakes

Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: ‘Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there’s something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it’s about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I’ve done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you’ve had.’ Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage
- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted
….. and so on…

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn’t talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world…. no more love…Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother:

‘Mom, we can’t stand it anymore. We agree to divorce.

I can’t imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!’

Mother: ‘Sure, girl, that’s no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can’t stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn’t keep any record of such a poor marriage.’

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record.

She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: ‘This is the day I notice how much I’ve loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you’ve brought me.’

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.



Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

“When you fall, in any way, Don’t see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes.”

Artificial Brain is 10 yrs Away..Do u believe it...Damn

A detailed, functional artificial human brain can be built within the next 10 years, a leading scientist has claimed.

Henry Markram, director of the Blue Brain Project, has already simulated elements of a rat brain.

He told the TED Global conference in Oxford that a synthetic human brain would be of particular use finding treatments for mental illnesses. Around two billion people are thought to suffer some kind of brain impairment, he said.

“It is not impossible to build a human brain and we can do it in 10 years,” he said. “And if we do succeed, we will send a hologram to TED to talk.”


‘Shared fabric’

The Blue Brain project at Swizerland’s EPFL (École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne) was launched in 2005 and aims to reverse engineer the mammalian brain from laboratory data.In particular, his team has focused on the neocortical column - repetitive units of the mammalian brain known as the neocortex.



“It’s a new brain,” he explained. “The mammals needed it because they had to cope with parenthood, social interactions complex cognitive functions.
“It was so successful an evolution from mouse to man it expanded about a thousand fold in terms of the numbers of units to produce this almost frightening organ.”
And that evolution continues, he said. “It is evolving at an enormous speed.”
Over the last 15 years, Professor Markram and his team have picked apart the structure of the neocortical column.
“It’s a bit like going and cataloguing a bit of the rainforest - how many trees does it have, what shape are the trees, how many of each type of tree do we have, what is the position of the trees,” he said.
“But it is a bit more than cataloguing because you have to describe and discover all the rules of communication, the rules of connectivity.”
The project now has a software model of “tens of thousands” of neurons - each one of which is different - which has allowed them to digitally construct an artificial neocortical column.
Although each neuron is unique, the team has found the patterns of circuitry in different brains have common patterns.
“Even though your brain may be smaller, bigger, may have different morphologies of neurons - we do actually share the same fabric,” he said.
“And we think this is species specific, which could explain why we can’t communicate across species.” World view
To make the model come alive, the team feeds the models and a few algorithms into a supercomputer.
“You need one laptop to do all the calculations for one neuron,” he said. “So you need ten thousand laptops.”



Instead, he uses an IBM Blue Gene machine with 10,000 processors.
Simulations have started to give the researchers clues about how the brain works.
For example, they can show the brain a picture - say, of a flower - and follow the electrical activity in the machine.
“You excite the system and it actually creates its own representation,” he said.
Ultimately, the aim would be to extract that representation and project it so that researchers could see directly how a brain perceives the world.
But as well as advancing neuroscience and philosophy, the Blue Brain project has other practical applications.
For example, by pooling all the world’s neuroscience data on animals - to create a “Noah’s Ark”, researchers may be able to build animal models.
“We cannot keep on doing animal experiments forever,” said Professor Markram.
It may also give researchers new insights into diseases of the brain.
“There are two billion people on the planet affected by mental disorder,” he told the audience.
The project may give insights into new treatments, he said.
The TED Global conference runs from 21 to 24 July in Oxford, UK.

By Jonathan Fildes
Technology reporter, BBC News, Oxford

Sardar ne Bank Lootaaaa..........

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgey di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha.

Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

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Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya

One More ....

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

Hahahahhaaaaaaa...gr8 sardar ..lolz

Gambler Sardar :)

GAMBLER Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday."
"How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
"But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
"Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "

20-20-20: Health Tips for IT Professionals

During a recent visit to an Optician, one of my friend was told of an
Exercise for the eye by a specialist doctor in USA which he termed
As “20-20-20″. I found it apt for all of us, who spend long hours
At our desks, looking at the computer screen. Thought I’d share
It with you.

20-20-20

Step I :

After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen,
Turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20
Feet away. This changes the focal length of your eye,
A must-do for the tired eye.

Step II :

Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession,
To moist it.

Step III :

Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces
After every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture.
Helps blood circulation for the entire body.

Plus circulate among your friends for their benefit
Some the of the generalized difficulties in daily lives due to the kind of work profile or basic nature of jobs are accepted world wide, such as:
O difficulty in waking up to get ready for the day start
O feeling fatigued whole day
O not feeling an appetite in the morning
O a sensation of acidity when you wake up
O stiffness in the body
O irritating aches and pains in some parts of the body
O frequent head aches
O losing temper quickly and being intolerant
O munching at intervals rather than having sumptuous meals
O weight gain in a short period, feeling of boredom and emptiness
O difficulty in falling asleep.
In case some of these symptoms are identified then we have to start working on the same. There are some solutions that corporates can start doing without wasting time.
Try to identify your symptoms or the signals of the body and pay heed to them. One should start doing exercises regularly, at least 15 minutes or walk in the morning anytime when you wake up atleast 10 minutes. Try to leave office under fixed hours. Do not spend the precious free time playing with the TV remote. Do practice your hobby and take out time for it. Learn and follow some stretching exercises in the work place. Eat a light dinner to ensure a proper breakfast next day. Make it a habit to go for a post dinner walk. Learn some eye exercises to protect and relax your eyes from over work.

An Inspiring Story

Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it.She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed.Her father, a chef, took her to the kitchen. He filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire.

Once the three pots began to boil, he placed potatoes in one pot, eggs in the second pot and ground coffee beans in the third pot.

He then let them sit and boil, without saying a word to his daughter. The daughter was surprised and impatiently waited, wondering what he was doing.After twenty minutes he turned off the burners. He took the potatoes out of the pot and placed them in a bowl. He pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. He then ladled the coffee out and placed it in a cup.Turning to her, he asked. “Daughter, what do you see?” “Potatoes, eggs and coffee,” she hastily replied.

“Look closer”, he said, “and touch the potatoes.” She did and noted that they were soft.He then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg.Finally, he asked her to sip the coffee. Its rich aroma brought a smile to her face.”Father, what does this mean?” she asked.

He then explained that the potatoes, the eggs and coffee beans had each faced the same adversity-the boiling water. However, each one reacted differently. The potato went in strong, hard and unrelenting, but in boiling water, it became soft and weak.The egg was fragile, with the thin outer shell protecting its liquid interior until it was put in the boiling water. Then the inside of the egg became hard.However, the ground coffee beans were unique. After they were exposed to the boiling water, they changed the water and created something new.”Which one are you?” he asked his daughter. “When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a potato, an egg, or a coffee bean?”In life, things happen around us, things happen to us, but the only thing that truly matters is what happens within us.Which one are you? When problems come (and they will) how will we react? Will they make us weak, hard hearted or will they cause us to change into something worthwhile?

Motivational Moral “Happiness is not something you find, it’s something you create.”

Top 10 BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

There are some habits that damage our brain if we do not remove them. Read and follow for a healthy life.
1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing
Malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air
Decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain
Efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the
Death of brain cells.

7.. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and
Decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of
The brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may
Cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

And I will come again, my luve… By Robbie Burns

My luve’s like a red, red rose,
That’s newly sprung in June;
My luve’s like the melodie
That’s sweetly play’d in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonie lass,
So deep in luve am I,
And I will luve thee still, my Dear,
Till a’ the seas gang dry

Till a’ the seas gang dry, my Dear,
And the rocks melt wi’ the sun:
I will luve thee still, my Dear,
While the sands o’ life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only Luve,
And fare thee weel a while!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho’ it were ten thousand mile!

Touching Love Story

A TOUCHING LOVE STORY…

10th Grade:-


As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me.
She was my so called ‘best friend’.
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine.
But she didn’t notice me like that,
and I knew it.
After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for
the notes she had missed the day before.
I handed them to her.She said ‘thanks’
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don’t want to be just friends,
I love her but I’m just too shy,
and I don’t know why.


11th grade:-


The phone rang. On the other end,
it was her. She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how
her love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over
because she didn’t want to be alone, So I did.
As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her
soft eyes, wishing she was mine.
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips,
she decided to go home.
She looked at me, said ‘thanks’
and gave me a kiss
on the cheek..I want to tell her,
I want her to know that
I don’t want to be just friends,
I love her but I’m just too shy,
and I don’t know why.


Senior year:-


One fine day she walked to my locker.
‘My date is sick’ she said,
‘hes not gonna go’ well,
I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that
if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as ‘best friends’.
So we did.
That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step.
I stared at her as She smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes.
Then she said- ‘I had the best time, thanks!’
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don’t want to be just friends,
I love her but I’m just too shy,
and I don’t know why.


Graduation:-


A day passed, then a week, then a month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation day.
I watched as her perfect body
floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- ‘you’re my best friend,
thanks’ and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don’t want to be just friends,
I love her but I’m just too shy,
and I don’t know why.


Marriage:-


Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn’t see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said ‘you came !’.
She said ‘thanks’ and kissed me on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don’t want to be just friends,
I love her but I’m just too shy,
and I don’t know why.


Death:-


Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my ‘best friend’.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
‘I stare at him wishing he was mine,
but he doesn’t notice me like that,
and I know it.
I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don’t want to be just friends,
I love him but I’m just too shy,
and I don’t know why.
I wish he would tell me he loved me !
………’I wish I did too…’
I thought to my self, and I cried.

Fun with blogs: Sardar Rocks..Ha ha

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify).

Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here
with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte
aaj.
Tusi start karo ji.   More....Ha ha

Sardar Rocks..Ha ha

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

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A very Intelligent Sardar ;)

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

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A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.

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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each.

They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked "how will we know which is your

and which is mine?"

Banta Singh said "its easy I will cut mine's tail, and yours will be the one with tail."

Some boys outside heard it and cut the tail of other horse too.

So the next morning confusion arose even more. Santa Singh said."don worry, ill tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the

one without the bell."

The boys heard this too so they cut the bell.

The next day, Santa Singh got frustrated and said

"OKAY!! now the last criteria will be that:

WHITE HORSE will be yours and BLACK HORSE will be mine."

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We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify).

Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here
with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte
aaj.
Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are
:
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can t! ake your time
Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to
use my lifeline.

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.
Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time
starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your
disgust here.
Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience
ne.
I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK
computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chodoonga nahi aaj
isko.
Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of
using
all the lifelines in the very first question.
This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.
Phone rings. Banta picks it 'Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adhi raati,???'

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke
Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein....
#_^_%_#_%_%_&. Ki hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap
apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan
bethe hain mere saath aur.................
Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gayahoga,
khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,.............chaliye mein aapko special
case
karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
Banta : Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud
wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez
pehen
gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega kya ??.

AB: Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ..... (he tells him the
question).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska
answer
mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer
Punjab hai
lallu.
Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka
confidence
hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh
to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.

And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died
laughing...

The majority of conspiracy theories focus on the Moon landing itself:

There are many misconceptions that arise regarding the Moon landings. Many of these occur because people compare events in the Apollo pictures with how they would expect those events to occur on Earth. They fail to take into account the reduced gravity on the Moon and the fact that there is no atmosphere there.

• The lunar module did not create a blast crater when landing.

1. The lunar module did not hover for long over the landing site. There was no need for an enormous amount of thrust to be used due to the reduced gravity on the Moon, and the exhaust gasses were quickly dispersed into the vacuum; they could not cause disturbance of air molecules around them as they would on Earth.
2. "Moon dust" is not the same as dust or sand on Earth. There is no weathering on the Moon and the particles are jagged in nature; when compressed they stick together. Any particles that were ejected from the lunar surface, by direct contact with exhaust gasses, would have simply have dropped back to the surface. Large clouds of dust cannot form on the Moon as there is no atmosphere in which to suspend the particles.
3. There is evidence that where the module landed, most of the lunar dust was blown away by direct contact with exhaust gasses, revealing the rock below:

• The astronauts made clear footprints in a totally dry medium.

This is because lunar dust is not like soil or sand on Earth. The dust, formed by meteorite impacts, remains in the same condition over time as there is no weathering or oxygen on the Moon. When compressed, the jagged shaped particles stick together because they can interlock, and they can form molecular bonds with each other as the bonding sites formed on creation were never filled by oxygen as they would be on Earth.

• The American flag was waving in the breeze, yet the Moon is airless.

This is one of the less serious theories. The only time the flag is seen waving is when it is being planted in the ground. As the astronaut is planting the flag he is twisting the pole back and forth. This induces quite a pronounced waving of the flag. This is because of the lack of an atmosphere. There is nothing to dampen the flag's motion.It is interesting to note that in other footage astronauts quickly move past the flag, something which could induce motion from disturbed air, yet the flag remains completely still.

Many conspiracy theorists believe that the Moon landings were faked in Area 51, in the Nevada desert, USA. To support this idea they look for inconsistencies in the video and photographic evidence shown by NASA.

• The sky is black, yet no stars are visible in the photographs.

This is an illusion caused by the lack of an atmosphere on the Moon. Although the sky, or lack of it, is black, it was still daytime on the lunar surface and the sun was very bright. Photographs taken had to be of short exposure time and the comparatively dim stars did not have time to be recorded on the film.

More than one light source was used, this is shown by unparallel shadows.

The obvious answer is that if two light sources were used the astronauts would each have two shadows. This is clearly not the case.

This anomaly is caused by perspective. The ground is not perfectly flat; different slopes will cause shadows of different lengths and angles to form. If the astronauts were viewed from above, then their shadows would be seen to be parallel.

• There is a photograph of an astronaut standing on the lunar surface, saluting the flag, yet he casts no shadow.

This is another much used photograph, produced to prove that the photographs were faked in some way:

At first glance the photograph looks unconvincing. The astronaut, John Young, does not seem to be standing on the ground in a natural manner, and there is not a shadow where one would be expected.

The answer, however, is very simple. The astronaut had jumped up from the surface. His shadow can be seen to his left, exactly where it would be expected to be. There is also a video of this event which confirms this simple explanation.

For an in-depth explanation of photographic anomalies see:http://www.iangoddard.net/moon01.htm

The first group of conspiracies question the feasibility of the mission:

• The odds of a successful Moon landing were calculated to be 6000 to 1 against (or probability 0.000167).

This figure of 6000 to 1 against a successful mission is put forward by Bill Kaysing, although it is unclear exactly how the figure was calculated or from which data.

NASA and GEC did computer simulations involving every aspect the mission. The results consistently gave a projected success rate of over 90%.

• The Lunar Module (LM) crashed in testing on Earth, yet worked perfectly six times in space.

There were two types of training vehicle: the Lunar Landing Research Vehicles (LLRV); and the more advanced Lunar Landing Training Vehicles (LLTV). These vehicles were different to the actual LM, having jet engines to mimic the reduced weight of the LM in space, and rocket thrusters to simulate the LM's guidance thrusters.

There is footage of Neil Armstrong ejecting from an LLRV after its steering guidance system failed. This is the evidence that conspiracy theorists focus on. In reality, hundreds of successful tests were completed.

The actual LM was tested continuously also: its components on Earth; and its performance in space, notably during other Apollo missions. The only untested aspect of the LM was its ability to land on the Moon. Due to the extensive testing undergone, the LM landed safely on the Moon's surface using its computer controlled guidance and gyroscopic inertial control systems.

• Apollo's computer system was not powerful enough for such a complex mission.

It is true that by today's standards the computer system used on Apollo would be thought of as very basic. The misconception, however, is that too much emphasis is placed on the role of the computer in the missions. The onboard computer was only used for one purpose: guidance. A task for which it was perfectly adequate.

The real computer work was done on Earth using mainframe computers. Results of complex calculations were transmitted to the onboard computer which could act upon them.

• The Apollo craft never left Earth's orbit.

This is not a very credible theory. Satellites in orbit are easily tracked by radar, and many are actually visible to the naked eye. The Apollo craft, being much larger than satellites, would have been the brightest object in orbit. It is inconceivable that it could have remained in orbit without being noticed by anyone.

• The crew could not survive the journey through the Van Allen radiation belts.

The Van Allen belts are two belts of radiation that surround the Earth and are held in place by the Earth's magnetic field. They are doughnut shaped and are more intense around the equator. High energy particles exist in these belts and can be a hazard to both humans and electronic equipment.There are two reasons why the radiation was considered to be of little risk:
It only took one hour for the craft to pass through the radiation belts therefore reducing exposure time.
The spacecraft avoided the centre of the belts, and therefore the most intense radiation.The astronauts received a radiation dose of less than 1% of that which is considered lethal.

Was the Moon Landing Faked !!

President Kennedy set a challenge in 1961 for the USA to put a man on the Moon by the end of the decade. The fact that they managed this, is one of the greatest feats of mankind. Conspiracy theorists, however, claim that the USA did not actually put men on the Moon at all: they claim the entire mission was faked to affirm the USA's lead in the space race.

The critical question is: why would the USA risk its reputation by perpetrating a hoax that would be incredibly difficult to pull off?

The Soviet Union would have had the most to gain from exposing the hoax. With their involvement in the space race, they would be the best qualified to spot any cheating going on. Why then, with more motivation than anyone to expose a hoax, did they remain silent? The truth is that the USSR tracked the Americans all the way to the Moon and back. They had no doubt that the mission was successful.

There were six Apollo missions between 1969 and 1972, landing a total of twelve astronauts on to the lunar surface. If NASA had managed to pull off this hoax, why did they feel the need to carry out a further five hoax missions, each one increasing the likelihood of exposure?
Conspiracy theorists have a multitude of hypotheses regarding the "official" version of events, most conspiracies revolving around the Apollo 11 mission which first placed a man on the Moon. Here we will look at some of the more popular ones and offer explanations as to why they are not valid.

Apollo 11 Mission

Apollo 11 mission was the first manned mission to land the man on the moon.It was the successfull mission led by the crew consisiting of Neil Alden Armstrong(Mission Commander),Micheal Collins (Command Module Pilot),Edwin buzz Aldrin(Lunar Module Pilot).It was launched on 16th July of 1969. On July 20th Neil Armstrong and Aldrin became the first ever men to land on the moon -:)

Apollo 11 mission was the fifth human spaceflight of project Apollo and the third human voyage to the Moon /Moon Orbit. This mission fullfilled the president John Kennedy's goal of reaching the moon by the end of the 1960's which he had expressed during the speech delivered on may 25th 1961. His statement was like "I believe this nation would commit itself to acheiving the goal of landing a man on the moon and returning him safe to the earth before the end of this decade "

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తెలుగు సామెతలు

Aa thaanu mukkae !!!
Aada pilla,siggu billa paluvuri lo kanipincha raadhu
Aadaboina theerthamu yedurainatlu.
Aadadaani vayasu magavaani sampaadana adagoddannattu.
Aadadi saadhinchalenidi ledu, mukhyanga mogudini.
Aadaleka maddela vodu annatlu.
Aadavaallaki battathala raademandi?..bettudala ekkuvaganuka.
Aadi lonae hamsa paadhu.
Aadi tappa raadhu, paliki bonka raadhu.
Aakaasaaniki haddu ledhu.
Aakali ruchi yerugadui, Niddura sukham yerugadu, Valapu siggu yerugadu.
Aakali vaesthe rokali mingamannaadta.
Aaku yegiri mullu meeda padda, mullu vachi aaku meeda padinaa chirigedi aakae.
Aalasyam amrutham visham.
Aalu laedhu, choolu laedhu, koduku paeru somalingam.
Aarae dheepaaniki velugu yekkuva.
Aarogyamae mahaabhaagyamu.
Aasthi mooredu aasa baaredu.
Aathraagaaniki buddhi mattamu.
Aavalinthaku anna unnadu kaani, thummuku thammudu laedanta.
Aavalisthe pegulu lekka pettinatlu..
Aavu chaenu maestae, dooda gattu maesthundaa?
Aayane vunte mangali enduku ? (in olden days, women had to shave their heads if their husband dies, so "if he is alive, why need a barber")
Abaddhamu aadina athikinatlu undali.
Abyaasamu koosu vidya.
Acchigaadi pellilo bucchigaadi ki oka Janjhapu pogu.
Adaganidhae ammainaa pettadhu.
Adavari matalaku arthale verule.
Adavi kaachina vennelalaa (Like light in the jungle - useless).
Adavilo pelliki Jantuvulae purohitulu.
Addaalu naadu biddalu kaani, gaddalu naadu kaadhu.
Addham abaddham cheppadhu.
Adigae vaadiki cheppaevaadu lokuva.
Adigo puli ante idigo thoka antaaru.
Adukkuney vaadiki cheppulu kuttukuney vaadu.
Adukkunnamma ku 60 kooralata, vandukunna ammaku okate koorata.
Adusu tokkanela kaalu kadaganela.
Ae endaku aa godugu.
Aemi laeni yedaarilo aamudamu chettae mahaa vrukshamu.
Agadthalo padda pilliki adae vaikuntamu.
Agniki aajyam posinatlu.
Agniki vaayuvu thodainatlu.
Aishwaryamu vastae artha raathri godugu pattamanaevaadu.
Akka pelli kukka chaavuki vachindi.
Akulu naakkunae vaadi daggara mootulu naakkunae vaadata.
Amaayakuniki akshintalu isthae aavalaki velli notlo vesukunnadata.
Ambali naaketodiki meesaalettetodu okadu.…Ambham lo kumbham laa.
Amma kadupu chustundi, pellam jebu chustundi.
Andham annam pettadu.
Andhani mraanipandlaku arrulu chaachuta.
Andhuni mundu andaalela ? (Why expose beauty before a blind man ?)
Andithe siga andhaka pothe kaallu.
Angatlo annee unnaa, alludi notlu seni unnatlu.
Anna daanam kante vidya daanam goppadi
Annam parabrahma swaroopam.
Annapraasana nadae avakaya patchadi.
Annapu choravae gaani aksharapu chorava laedhu.
Annee vunna vistharaaku anigimanigi undhata..yemi leni vistaraaku egiregiri paddadata…
Anni daanamulalo vidya daanam goppadi
Anni vunna alluni notlo shani vundi annatlu.
Anthata baave kaani vanga thota kaada kaadhu.
Antya nishtooram kanna aadhi nishtooram maelu.
Anumaanam penubhootam.
Appichchuvadu vaidyudu antaru.
Appu chaesi pappu koodu.
Ardharaatri maddeladaruvu.
Asale ledante pesarapappu vandamannaadata okadu.
Asalu baabu kanna...guddi baabu melu annattu…
Asalu kante vaddi ante preeti ata…
Asaluke esaru pettinatlu.
Asamarthudiki avakasamivvanela ?(Why give a chance to inefficient person ?)
Asapothu brahmadu lecipothoo pappu adigaaduta.
Athi rahasyam batta bayalu.
Attha leni kodaluttamuraalu, kodalu leni atta gunavanturaalu.
Attha meeda kopam dutta meeda choopinatlu
Attha sommu alludu daanam.
Ayina vaariki aritaakullo......kaani vaariki kanchaalallo.
Ayithe aadivaaramu, kaakunte somavaaramu.
Ayya vachhae varaku amaavaasya aaguthundha ?
Ayyaki leka adukku tintuntae, koduku vachi kodi palaav adigaadata.
Ayyavaarini cheyyabothae kothi ayyinattlu.
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Baavi lo kappalaa…
Banthilo balapaksham.
Bathakalaeni vaadu badi pathulata..
Bathikuntae balusaaku thinavachhu.
Bellam chuttu eegalla
Bellam Kottina Raayila.
Bhaarya gunavathi satru…
Bhakthi laeni pooja pathri chaetu.
Biddochchina vela goddochchina vela.
Bodi munda ki Mangala Harathi okati.
Bonkulennae kodala antae - ani anipinchuko attagara.. neeku aaru naaku moodu andata.
Boodidhalo posina panneeru.
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Chaadasthapu mogudu chebithae vinadu, gillithae yaedusthaadu.
Chaapa kindha neerula.
Chaavu kaburu challagaanee cheppali, gabhaluna chebithe avathala vaalla gunde gubhel
Chaavu kaburu challa ga cheppinattu.
Chaavu tappi kannu lotta poyinatlu.
Chachhinavaani kandlu chaaredu.
Chachina vaadi pelliki ochindae katnam.
Chaddi koodu thinnamma mogudaakali yeragadata.
Chadhuvavaesthae unnamathi poyinadhi.
Chaduvu raani vaadu vintha pasuvu.
Chaethakaanammake chaestalu ekkuva.
Chaethulu kaalinaaka aakulu pattukunnatlu.
Chakkanamma chikkinaa andame.
Challa kocchi munta daachinatlu.
Chanka lo pilladini pettukuni ooranthaa thirigadam…
Chastunte sandhya mantramannaadata okadu…
Chedapakuraa, chedaevu.
Cheekati konnallu, velugu konnallu.
Chemudaa ante mogudaa annattu.
Cheppe vadiki vine vaadu lokuva…
Cheppevannee sriranga neetulu, Doorevannee dommari gudisae lu.
Cherapakuraa chededhavu, urakakuraa padedhavu.
Cheruvuki neeti aasa, neetiki cheruvu aasa.
Chettu peru cheppi kaayalammu kunnatluChevilo joreega…
Cheviti vaadi chevilo sankham oodhinatlu.
Chevitodu pelliki, moogodi Kacheri.
Chillara devullaku cheruvayithe, asalu devudiki duramouthavu.
Chinna paamunainaa pedda karrato kottaali.
Chintha chachchinaa pulupu chaava laedhu.
Chinthakaayalu ammaedhaaniki sirimaanam vasthae, aa vankara tinkaravi yaemi kaayalani adugutundhata.
Chittam shivuni paina, Bhakti cheppula paina.
Chiviki chiviki gaalivaana ayinatlu.
Choosi rammante kaalchi vachchinattu.
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Daasuni thappu dandamu tho sari.
Dabbemanna chettuki kaasthundaa ?
Dabbivvani vaadu padava mundu yekkaadata
Dabboo poye seni patte.
Dabbu lekunda padava mundekkadam.
Dabbuku lokam daasoham.
Daevudu varam ichhina poojaari varam ivvadu.
Dakkinde Dakkudu.
Dammidi mundaku egaani kshavaram.
Dampinamma ku bokkinde koolita.
Danchinammaki bokkindee dakkudu
Dandam dasa gunam Bhaveth.
Daridrudi pelliki vadagalla vaana.
Daya gala (kindness) mogudu thalupu (door) daggaraku vesi kottadata.
Deepamundagaane illu chakkabettukovaali.
Demudiki dakshina enduku veyyali ante, vutharam veste velladu ganuka.
Devudu gudi lone padihilam. Bayataku vasthe padalam(old 1/2kg stone, raayi)
Deyyalu vedaalu vallinchinatlu.
Dikku laeni vaadiki daevudae dikku.
Dina Dina Gandam, Deerghaayishhu.
Donga chetiki thaalalu itchinatlu.
Dongaku donga buddhi, doraku dora buddhi.
Dongaku thaelu kuttinatlu.
Doorapu kondalu nunupu.
Dorikithene dongalu, dorakka pothe Doralu.
Dunnapothu meeda varsham kurisinatlu.
Duraasa dukhkhamu chetu
Doorapu kondalu nunupu.
Dorikithene dongalu, dorakka pothe Doralu.
Dunnapothu meeda varsham kurisinatlu.
Duraasa dukhkhamu chetu.
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Gaadidha sangeetaaniki vonte aascharyapadithae, vonte andhaaniki gaadidha moorcha poyindata.
Gaajula baeramu bhojanaananiki sari.
Gaali lo deepam petti devudaa neede bhraam annattu.
Gaaliki poye daanini gunduki chuttukunnattlu.
Ganthaku thagga bontha.
Gathi laenammaku ganjae paanakamu.
Goaru chuttu meeda roakali poatu.
Goda meedha repu(the tommorrow, which will never come).
Goda meedhi pilli.
Godalaku chevuluntaayi.
Godduni choosi gaddeyyali.
Gomukha vyaaghram.
Gonthemma koarikalu.
Goti tho poyedhaaniki goddali vaadinattu.
Gruddi kanna mella maelu.
Gruddi yeddhu jonna chaelo padinatlu.
Gruddu vachhi pillanu vekkirinchinatlu.
Guddi kannu moosina okate, terichina okate .
Gudi mingae vaadiki nandhi pindimiriyam.
Gudini, gudilo linganni, minginatlu.
Gudla meedha kodipetta valae.
Gumbhanam gunapam laantidi, bayate vaadukovali,kadupulo vunte potlu podustundhi.
Gummadi kaayala donga antae bhujaalu thadumukonnadata.
Gundamma London velli kooda Mundala yaaparam pettindata.
Gurramu gruddi dainaa, daanaalo thakkuva laedhu.
Guruvuku panganaamaalu pettinatlu.
Guruvunu minchina sishyudu.
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Inta gelichi rachha geluvu.
Inta thini, inti vaasaalu lekkhapettinatlu.
Inti donganu eeshwarudaina pattalaedu.
Inti paeru kasturivaaru; intilo gabbilaala kampu.
Intikanna gudi badhramu.
Intlo chooru kinda neellu taagi, batakochi challa taagamani cheppukuntaaru.
Intlo eegala mota baita pallaki mota.
Isthe hiranya daanam, ivvaka pothe kanya daanam .
Isuka thakkeda paeda thakkeda.
.
Jogi-Jogi raajukunte raaledhi boodidhae.
Juttu vunna amma ye koppi aina pedathadi.
.
Kottha Pandakki kooda, paatha Mogudenannatlu.
Kaachina chettukae raalla dhebbalu.
Kaagala kaaryamu gandharvulae theerchinatlu.
Kaaki mukkuku dhonda pandu.
Kaaki pilla kaakiki muddhu.
Kaakilaa kalakaalam brathikekanna, hamsalaa aaru nelalu bratikithee chaalu
Kaalam kalisi raaka pothae, karrae paamai kaatu vaesthundhi.
Kaalikeste medaki, medaki veste kaaliki.
Kaalu jaarithe theesukogalamu kaani, noru jaarithe theesukogalama!
Kaashaayam kattina vallandaru sanyasulu karu, kashayam mingina vallandariki kapham karagadu.
Kaasu untae maargamuntadi.
Kaayaa pandaa?
Kadha kanchiki cheradam.
Kadupaa! kallepalli cheruva?
Kadupu chinchukuntae kaallapai paddatlu.
Kalakaalapu donga okanaadu dorukunu.
Kalimi laemulu kaavadi kundalu.
Kalisi vacchae kaalam vasthae, nadichi vacchae koduku pudathaadu.
Kalyaanamocchina kakkochinaa aagadannatlu
Kamaaniki kamaa pettakapothe komaaloki potharu.
Kanakapu simhaasanamuna sunakamunu koorchundabettuta…Kanchae chaenu maesinatlu.
Kanchu mrogunatlu kanakambu mrogunaa!
Kandaku laeni dhuradha kaththi peeta kenduku ?
Kandhaku kaththi peeta lokuva.
Kandhena vaeyani bandiki kaavaalsinantha sangeetham.
Karavamantae kappaku kopam, vidavamantae paamuku kopam.
Karra ichhi pallu ralakottichhu kovatam .
Kastae phalae..Katte kotte thechche…
Kayyaniki kaalu duvvadam.
Keedenchi maelenchamannaru.
Kodithe enugu kumbhasthalam meeda kottaali.
Kompa kolleru ayyindi.
Konabothe koravi ammabothe adavi.
Konda naalika ku mandesthe unna naalika oodipoyindhata.
Konda naalikaki mandhu vaesthae, unna naalika oodinatlu.
Kondaamante korivi....ammudaamante adivi.kondallae vacchina aapadha kooda manchuvalae kariginatlu.
Kondanu thovvi yaelukanu pattinatlu.
Kondariki thama chinnathanam cheppukovadam chinnathanam, goppavaallayaka chinnathanam
Konna daggira kosaru gaani, korina dhaggara kosuraa ??
Koorchuni tinte kondalainaa karugutaayi.
Koosae gaadidha vachhi maesae gaadhidhanu cherachindhata.
Koosintha koothurunte annie mancham meedhe koodu.
Kooti kosam koti vidyalu.
Kootiki paedhaithae kulaaniki paedhaa ?
Koppunnamma koti mudulu vestundi.
Korakaraani koyyalaa.Korivi tho thala gokkovadam.
Korivitho thala gokkunnatlu.
Kothi pundu brahma raakashasi.
Kothiki kobbari chippa ichchinatlu.
Kothiki kobbarikaaya icchinatlu.
Koththoka vintha-paathoka rotha.
Koti vidyalu kooti korake.
Kottha appuku pothe paatha appu bayatapaddadhata.
Kottha bhicchagaadu poddhu yeragadu.
Krushito naasti durbhiksham.
Kshethra merigi vitthanamu, paathra maerigi daanamu.
Kuche gadidha vacchi mese gadidhanu chedagottindi ata.
Kudumu chaethikisthae pandaga anaevaadu.
Kukka kaatuku cheppu dhebba.
Kukka vasthae raayi dhorakadhu, raayi dhorikithae kukka raadhu.
Kukshilo aksharam mukk ledu kaanee..
Kullu pillaki (original is... mundaki) allam pachhadi annattu.Kunchamantha kooturuntae annee mancholonae.
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Laeni daatha kantae unna lobhi nayam.
Loguttu perumaallaku eruka
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Maa taatalu netulu taagaaru, maa mootulu vaasana choodandi annatlu.
Maatalu choosthe kotalu daatuthaayi.
Maatalu nerchina kukka usko ante kisko usko andhata.
Manchamunnantha varaku kaallu chaachukho.
Manchi vaadu, manchi vaadu ante...manchamekki ganthulesaduta.
Manchiki pote chededurainatlu.
Manchimaataku mandhi anthaa manavallae.
Mandhi yekkuva ayithae majjiga palachana ayinatlu.
Manduki pampithae maasakaaniki vachaadata.
Manishi marmamu, maani chaeva bayataku theliyavu.
Manishi paedha ayithae maataku paedhaa??
Manishiki maatae alankaram.
Manishikoka maata-goddukoka dhebba.
Manishikoka thegulu mahilo vaema annaaru.
Manishokati thalisthe, deuvudokati thalichaadata.
Manthraalaku chinthakaayalu raalavu.
Manthraalu ekkuva. Thumparlu thakkuva.
Matalu nerchina kukka usko antae usko andita.
Mee bodi sampaadhanaku iddharu pellaala ?
Meka vanne puli.
Merisaedantaa bangaaram kaadhu.
Meththagaa untae moththa budhdhi ayyindhata.
Minga metukuledu meesaalaku sampenga noone!
Modatike mosam
Modhata bhogi, bhogalekkuvayi rogi, rogaalu bharichaleka yogi.
Mogudni thanni mora pettukundita.
Mogudu kottinanduku kaadhu, thodi kodalu dheppinanduku .
Mohamataniki pothe kadupu ayyindata.
Mokkai vanganidi maanai vangunaa ?
Mondi vaadu raaju kanna balavanthudu…
Moola vigrahaniki leka musti eethukuntunte, vusthava vigrahalu vachhi vooregimpu eppudu aanayata.
Moolige nakka meeda taatikaaya paddatlu.
Moonnaalla mucchata.
Morati vaadiki Mogali puvvu isthae madichi mudlo pettukunnadata.
Morigae kukka karavadhu.
Mosaevaaniki thelusu kaavadi baruvu.
Muddi meeda tante mooti pallu raalinattu.
Mukkattukomantae brahmadi mukku pattukunnadata.
Mukku meeda kopam.
Mukkuku sootigaa povadam.
Mulla kampa meeda padina guddalaa…
Mullunu mulluthonae theeyaali, vajraanni vajram thonae koyyali.
Mundaa kaadhu, mutthaidhuvaa kaadhu.
Mundhara kaallaki bandhaalu vaesinatlu.
Mundhuku pothe goyyi-venukaku pothe nuyyi.
Mundu vacchina chevula kante ....venakocchina kommulu vaadi.
Mundundi musalla pandaga.
Munjaeti kankanamuku addhamu yendhuku?
Musalodiki dasaraa pandagannatlu.
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Naaru posina vaadu neeru poyadaa ?
Nadumanthrapu siri, naraala meedha pundu.
Naethi beerakaayalo neyyi yentha undho, nee maatalo anthae nijam undhi.
Nakkaki naagalokaaniki unnantha thaeda.
Natyam cheyavae rangasaani antae nela vankara andata.
Navve aadadhanni, yedche magavaadini namma koodadu !
Navvina naapa chene panduthundi.
Navvu naalugu vidhaala chaetu.
Navvulu poyi nuvvulauthayi.
Nee chevulaku raagi pogulae antae avee neeku laevae annatlu.
Nee kanti poralu tholaginchi chudu, andari lonu manchine chudagalavu.
Nee netthi meeda edo undi antae adi edo nee chettonae teeseyyi annadata.
Nee yedama cheyyi tiyyi naa purra cheyyi pedataanannaadata okadu…
Neekodi koosthekani thellavarada enti.
Neeru palla merugu, nizamu demuderugu.
Nidhaanamae pradhaanam.
Nijam nilakada meeda telutundi.
Nijam nippu laantidi.
Nimmaku neeru yeththinatlu.
Nindaa munigina vaaniki chali yemiti ?
Nindu kunda thonakadhu
Ninnati abadhanni, ivlati nijam tho kappi puchalemu .
Nippu muttanidhi chaeyi kaaladhu.
Nooru godlu thinna raabandhukaina okatae gaalipettu.
Nooru gurralaku adhikaari, inta bhaaryaku yendu poori.
Noru manchidaite....ooru manchidi.
Nuvvu ekkalsina rail eppudu oka jivithakalam laetu, adhi devudu nee jeevithampai vesina vetu. Nuvvu mekani kontae, nenu pulini koni nee mekani champisthaa annadata.
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Oda ekke daakaa oda mallanna....oda digina taravaata bodi mallanna annattu
Oka voralo rendu kaththulu imadavu.
Okadiki adhrustam kalisi vocchi swargaaniki velthe, rambha muttayi koorchundhi ta.
Oli (voli- muslims lo iche katnam lantidanukunta) thakkuvani guddidanni pelladadata.
Onti poota tinnamma orchukuntae, moodu pootalu tinnamma moorcha poyindata.
Oollo pelliki andaroo peddalae.
Oollo pelliki kukkala hadavudi.
Oopiri untae uppu ammukoni brathakavacchu.
Ooraka raaru mahaanubhaavulu.
Ooranthaa chuttaalu, uttikatta thaavu laedhu.
Ooru moham godalu cheputhaayi.
Ooru pommantundi kaadi rammantundi.
Oorukunnantha uthamam ledhu, bodi gundantha sukham ledhu.
Ottu theesi gattuna pettu.
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Paadinde paadaraa paachipalla daasaraa.
Paaki daanito sarasam kantae attaru saayibu too kalaham maelu.
Paamu kaallu paamuna keruka.
Paanakamulo pudaka.
Paapamani paatha cheera isthae goda chaatuku velli moora vaesindhata.
Paapi chiraayuvu
Pachcha kaamerla vachchina vaadiki lokam anthaa pachchagaa kanapadinatlu.
Paduguraadu maata paadiyay chellu.
Pakkalo ballem.
Pancha paandavulu entha mandi ani adigithae - mancham kolla la mugguru ani rendu vellu choopinchaadata.
Pandavulu sampadhinchina rajyam kaurvula thaddinaanaiki saripoyindhata.
Panditha putra - parama suntta.
Pani leni kothi thoka ni teesuku velli mekula madhyalo doorchindata, adi raka kottukuni chivariki chachhindata.
Panilaeni mangalodu pilli thala gorigadanta.
Pappulo kaalesinattu…
Parayi sommu paamu vantidhi.
Parigeththi paalu taagae kantae nilabadi neellu thaagadam maelu.
Parula sommu paamu vantidhi.
Patta pagalu kaakulu kaavu kaavu mantunte mogudini kougalinchukundata.
Pattindalla bangaaramainatlu.
Pattipatti panganaamam pedithae goda chaatuku velli cheripi vaesukunnadata.
Pedhima dhaatithae penna dhaatunu.
Peenasi vaadi pelliki patchadi metukulu sambhavanata.
Pelli antae nooraella panta.
Pelli, Srardhaaniki kooda okatae mantram chadivaadata.
Pelliki veluthoo pillini chankana pettuku vellinattu.
Penam meeda nunchi poyyilo paddattu.
Penuku Pettanamiste Tala anta Korikindata.
Peraguta taraguta korake.
Perati chettu vaidyaaniki paniki raadu.
Perugu thota kooralo perugu yentha undho nee maatalo anthae nijam undhi.
Phalinche vrukshaanikae raathi debbalu annatlu.
Picchi koathiki thaelu kuttinatlu.
Pichhodi chaetulo raayila.
Pichhuka meedha brahmaastramu.
Pichivadi chaethilo raayi...…
Pilavani paerantaaniki vellinatlu.
Pilichi pillani isthanante...kulam thakkuva annaduta... (Modern Version: Pilichi coffee isthanante panchadara thakkuva ayyindi annaduta...)
Pilli gaddaaniki Japan blade annattu.
Pilli ki bichcham vaeyadu - (pisinaari).
Pilli saepaalaku uttlu theghutahaaya?
Pilliki chelagaatamu, yaelukakau praana sankatamu.
Pilliki eluka saakshyam.
Pindi koddhi rotte.
Pitta konchemu kootha ghanamu.
Poaru nastamu pondhu laabhamu.
Poosa guchchinattu cheppadam.
Poraani chotlaku pothae raaraani maatlu raakapovu.
Porlinchi porlinchi kottina meesaalaku mannu kaalaedhannadata.
Poruginti pulla koora ruchi.
Potta koste aksharam mukka ledu annatlu.
Potti vaaniki puttedu buddhulu.
Potugaadu pandiri vesthae pichikalu vachi koola dosaayata.
Pourusham pullingam, sahanam stree lingam.
Pulini choosi nakka vaata pettukunnatlu.
Pundu meeda kaaram challinatlu.
Punyam koddhi purushudu, daanam koddhi biddalu.
Puvvu puttagaane parimalinchunu.
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Raaju gaari divaanamu lo chaakalodi peththanamu.
Raaju pellaniki musti raatha evadu tappincha galadu ?
Raajuni choosina kallaki, mogudni chusthe, motthukovalanipinchidhita.
Raamayanamulo pidakala vaeta.
Raatha (Nuduti raatha) raalla paalu aithae, mogudu munda paalu ayyadata.
Raju gari rendava bhaarya manchidi annattu…
Raju garu thalachu konte debbalaku koduvaa.…
Rajunu choosina kannulatho ...mogudni chooste chulakanale…
Ramayanam anthaa vini sita ramuduki yaemouthundhi ani adigaadanta.
Rameshwaram vellina senaeswaram vadhalanatlu.
Ranku mogudu, bonku pellam.
Ranku nerchinamma bonku nervada annatlu.
Ravi kaanchani chota kavi ganchunata…
Reddi vacchae modhalu aadae.
Rendu padavala meeda kaalu pettadam.
Rolu vacchi maddelatho mora pettukundita…
Rotte virigi naethilo paddatlu.
Routhu koddhee gurramu.
Runa saeshamu, sethru saeshamu uncharaadhu.
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Sambarala pellikoduku sapthaashtam lo kooda vasanthaalannadata.
Samsaram cheddamani saptasamudralalo stnanam cheyaa bote, uppuekkuvai vunnadi kasta vudindi.
Sangeetaaniki chinthakaayalu raaluthaaya.
Sankalo pillodini unchukoni oorantha vethikinattu.
Santhoshamae sagam balam.
Sarvendriyaanaam nayanam pradhaanam.
Satram bhojanam matham nidra.
Seetha kastaalu seethavi, peetha kastaavi peethavi.
Siggu vidisthae srirangamae.
Singadu addhanki ponu poyyadu raanu vacchaadu.
Sivuni aagna laekha cheemaina kuttadhu.
Sommokadidi sokokadidi
Subham palakara pellikodaka antae pelli kooturu munda ekkada chachhindi ani adigaadata.
Swaasa undaevaraku aasa untundhi.
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Tadi guddato gontulu kosinatlu.
Tammudu tammude, pekaata pekaate!
Thaa doora kantha ledu medako dolu.
Thaa chedda kothi vanamaella jherachindhata.
Thaadi thannu vaani thala thannu vaaru undunu.
Thaalibottu balamu valla thalambraala varaku bathikaadu.
Thaanu pattina kundhaeluku moodae kaallu.
Thaataaku chappullaku kundhaellu bhedhurunaa?
Thaathaku dhaggulu naerputa.
Thaeluku paetthanamisthe thellavaarluu kuttindhata.
Thalli pillala arugudhala(digestion) choosthundhi, thandri pillala perugudhala (growth in education etc.) choosthadu.
Thana kopamae thana satruvu.
Thannu maalina dharmamu-modhalu chedda baeramu.
Thanthae gaarela buttalo paddatlu.
Thanu chestey shrungaaram, parulu chestey vyabhichaaram.
Thanu valachindi Rambha, thanu munigindi Ganga.
Thappulu vedhikae vaadu thandri oppulu vedikaevaadu vorvalaenivaadu.
Theega laagithae donka anthaa kadhilinatlu.
Thegaedhaaka laagavadhdhu.
Thene poosina katti.
Thikkalodu thiranaallaku velithae ekka dhiga saripoyindhanta.
Thinae mundhu ruchi adugaku, vinae mundhu katha adugaku.
Thinaga thinaga gaarelu chaedu.
Thindi kosam brathakku, bathakadam kosam thinu.
Thindiki timmaraaju ....paniki potharaaju.
Thinte gaarelu thinaali, vinte bhaaratam vinaali.
Thiyyati thaena nindina notithonae thaenateega kuttaedhi.
Tikka moguditho teertham velithae teertham antha tippi tippi kottadata.
Tila papam tala pidikedu.
Timmini bammini cheyyadam.
Tinna inti vaasaalu lekkapettinattu.
Tummithe oodipoye mukkulaa.
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Ulli chaesina maelu thalli kooda chaeyadhu.
Unnadee poyindi,unchukunnadee poyindi.
Upaayam leni vaadini oollonchi taramaali annatlu.
Upakaaraaniki poathe apakaaramedurainatlu.
Urumu urumi mangalam meedha paddatlu.
Uttikekkalaenamma swargaanikekkuna???
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Vaadae untae vidhavyam enduku, gundu enduku ?
Vaapunu choosi balamu anukunnadata.
Vaddinche vaadu manavaadaite, ye pankti lo vunte yem ?
Vadla ginjalo biyyapu ginja.
Vandukunna amma kannaa dandu kunna amma goppa.
Veepumeedha kottavachhu kaani kadupu meedha kottaraadhu.
Vennatho pettina vidya.
Verri veyyi vidhaalu.
Veyyi abaddhalaadainaa oka pelli cheyyamannatlu.
Vinaasa kaalae vipareetha budhdhi.
Vinevaadu verri vengalappa ayithe cheppe vaadu vedhanthi ta.
Viney vaaduvuntey, aravam (tamil) lo harikadha cheppaadata neelantivaadu.
Visweswarudiki leka vibhoodi naakuthoo untae, nandeeswarudu vachi 'naakedi' ani adigaadata.
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Yae endaku aan godugu.
Yae gaaliki aa chaapa.
Yaekulu pedithae buttalu chirugunaa?
Yeddhu pundu kaakiki muddhu.
Yegire gaalipathaniki dhaaram aadharam.
Yekkadaina bhaava kaani vanga thota dhaggara maathramu kaadhu.
Yekulu mekulayyayata.
Yeluka tholunu theesi tedaadi ruddina nalupu nalupae kaani thelupu kade…
Yendaa kaalamlo thirigi thirigi rekkalu padipothunnayi baboo anukundata fan.
Yenugu bathikinaa veyye, chacchina veyye.
Yeppudoo aadambaramugaa palikae vaadu alpudu.

Yevaru teesina gotilo vaarae padataaru.

మా తెలుగు తల్లికి మల్లెపువ్వు..

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